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Sunday, January 21, 2007

exams aftermath

1-i had exams that were zay el zeft we rabena yostor , akher wa7ed kan 7aygeili feih heart attack , am dead sure
2-went to the cinema ,bought a ticket , entered the movie ..found out it was for the kids'mattinee party , the name of the movie 'flushed away',shit
3-another shit will be mentioned on tuesday,state of the union
4-on political level: iran is showing some muscles ..well ya well
5-on financial level : ana falest , shakli mesh 7a3raf arou7 ma3rad el ketab
6-on 'el resala' level , resalet el master ya3ni : lessa the same shit between me and the prof. ,elahi te3damo se7etkom ader ya kareim , katkom neila
7-regarding buying new cloth , shakli 7amashi be nafs el hodoum el adeima
8-on the shoe level , el gazma el gedeida waramet sawab3i , ya far7a ma tamett
9- heya fein ferakh kouki ? matet ? sadya ta3maha ye2ref balad , estaghfaro allah el 3azeim , shakli 7amashi be gebna 2areish welsalam
10-eza madafa3tesh masareif el nekaba elli 3alaya we 3ala akhouya , 7ayes7abo el licence , a7a fe3lan
11-on the house level , تم ولادة 3 قطط بيبى فى الشقة اللى فوق اللى فوقى ..النهارده صحيت على صوت قطط بتصوت..قمت فتحت البلكونة و شفت منظر عمرى ما شفته : القطط البيبى دى مرمية من فوق على سطح المبنى اللى مش متكمل ,واحد منهم نزل على سيخ خارمه من عند رجله و طالع من عند كتفه ..و القط البيبى عمال يعيط عشان حد ينقذه و قطط كتير تيجى تبص عليه و مش عارفة تتصرف ازاى ..و الله عقبال لما رحتله كان مات..يعنى يا ولاد الكلب, حد يعذب الحيوان المسكين كده لحد لما يموت؟ الهى تتخزوئوا فى جهنم انتوا و اللى فى بالى قادر يا كريم
12-on maktaba level , i bought some new books , lessa 7aboss 3aleihom
13-on foreign relations, wa7ed agnabi 3akesni fee maktabet madbouli ( 3ando nazar), we kaman ana etsa7ebt 3ala wa7da chinese laziza gedan , tata7adasou al fous7a
14- on exams level , 3andi exam kaman shahr we lessa ma3amaltesh 7aga + el mashrou3 ma7alak serr, ya lahwi
15-lessa 7adawar 3ala ketab " allazeina hagaro " le aneis mansour 3ashan atfash ana kaman
16- on tv level , mosalsal bent benout beyet3ad tani , el ra7ma ya rab

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