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Monday, April 30, 2007

happy new year in my life

1st of may is my birthday
am now without a cake
but i have celebrated my own way
i have opened a can of pine apple
and eaten a yoghurt manufactured with bacteria
to help with the stomach flu
am done with the stomach upset
i will travel again for couple of days
i have to go on with what the work demands
some people will remember my birtday
some will not
some beyesta3bato , guys i was born in labor day !
how you could not remember that ?
for any one who is gonna pick up the fone and call me
and for the others that won't
am telling to myself
happy 32nd birthday
and in few years time
you will fullfill all what you need
before going on--->40!
و انا بدعى و ربنا يستجيب
يا رب اغننى بحلالك عن حرامك
و اغننى بفضلك عن من سواك
و انت بتقول يا رب : و عزتى و جلالى
لارزقن من لا حيلة له
حتى يتعجب اصحاب الحيل
وانا معنديش حيلة يا رب
غير انى بتكل عليك
و بحاول احسن من نفسى
و ادينى بعمل الدوسيه
سهلها يا رب من عندك
و ادينى انا صابرة اهه
و بالنسبة للناس اللى بتقرفنى بقى فى حياتى
سواء بالهبل او الاستنطاع
بقولهم
fuck off
كبيرة
و لسوف استمر فى عض اى جزمة
تمس اى حاجة لييا
مش حطلب منكم اى حاجة
و مش عاوزة حد يتدخل بهبل امه اكتر من كده
و لقد ازعر من انذر
و كل سنة و انا طيبة :)

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10 Comments:

At 4:45 AM, Blogger GlimmerMan said...

Happy birth day ..
born on May Day huh ..
I’ll never forget .. Promise .. welcome back .. Ahmad

 
At 6:15 AM, Blogger reham said...

thanks,but why u will never forget my birthday ? something special ?

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger GlimmerMan said...

I’ll never forget your birthday .. I’m never going to join those whom you described them as (eyesta3bato).

Besides .. how many people I know who were born on May Day ??

something special ?? oh yes .. absolutely.

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger reham said...

dear glimmer man friend , thanks for your words :) but am still curious and am wondering what is so special about may first ?

 
At 12:17 AM, Blogger GlimmerMan said...

Hi Reham

I'd tell you .. but not in open comment board like this .. Ahmad

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger Memo said...

wenty b2lf s7a we salama ya nor 3nia

 
At 1:02 AM, Blogger reham said...

merci ya memo :)

 
At 1:03 AM, Blogger reham said...

glimmerman , hi
here is my contact in case u wanna send me an email walla 7aga
icybrava@yahoo.com

 
At 1:31 AM, Blogger mid0 elmasri said...

هههههههه انا محتار افتكره عشان عيد ميلادك يا رومه ولا عشان عيد العمال...
خلاص والله مش هنساه اتحفر هنا خولاص يا رومه .... ايه ده بقى هو 2007 كنتى 32 سنه ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

 
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