very funny

how to be and feel modern?..yeah yeah a hard question but the answer is easy...people from the third world countries coming here for studying for the phd they want to be modern..ok , how ?
1- do say funny words about people around you and always always find the religious subjects to laugh at
2-wearing higab here is funny , take it off!
3-i cut my hair here for 4000 yen , back in egypt i cut it with 200 yen !poor country..laughter
4-i have lots of cds, this one will suit you best , koran besot 3abdel baset 3abdel samad..laughters
5-this is not red wine , this is 3aseir 3enab..a7a ..red wine is always taken with meat ya bent el gahla , wel white with fish elli 3ammala te7eshi feih ..3aseir 3nab..my ass!
6-pork ? this ain,t pork..everything red here is meat to me ....ya mama there is a section here for meat , for chicken and for pork..why you go and buy it and you are muslim ?no no , here everything red in meat..tab ok mesh 7albess red
7-always talk about the religion in funny ways..for e.g...where are you ? she is in the shopping mall for instance..ana ba7eg !
this is not funny
8-always drink wine and feel fine..always get materialistic..always buy things and consume products
here i find no islamic centers for sure , dana keda akoun ba7lam,keeping ur relation with god is a choice and a real test down here,if you are strong in ur religion , you will not find trouble in keeping ur rituals,if u are weak , they slightest shack coming to you will make u start doing whatever you like..everything here is in front of ur eyes we 3ala 3einak ya tager..wanna strip? go ahead..wanna spend nights with hoockers? well everywhere and there are specific shops for that and very near to where am staying...wanna get ham and wine and whisky and every shit you like ? it is sold in the supermarkets every where ..wanna gamble ? gambling machines every where ...just devote urself to the devil inside you and you will find no worry to find whatever you want from drinking , eating and anything..wanna get a boy,girl friend ok do it ..everything is allowed and no pressure upon you , no religion is facing you , no society that will start talking about you...this is the real test about ur religion and the way you choose to live..as i always say everything is a choice..you can choose whatever u like in egypt or in every place ..here i must apply 2 things, get attached to my religion and not to listen to demons down here with make up on their ugly faces or trust their laughs and smiles ..second,to keep my faith in god the only guide for me down here..it was a shock for me truely to see people here that i knew from egypt getting themselves like that driven by their own demons, they drink ,they eat pork and it is their choices..i once ate a chocoloate coming from germany and it was excellent..it contained syrup that i knew afterwards that this was champagne or whisky..this was a mistake and i never knew it containes this shit..this happened many years ago , i can say about 10 yrs ago or something , when i remember it i ask forgiveness from god..i thought this was a mistake..this is like a baby gash compared to what others do here , and with their own hands...zaha2toko menny ma3lesh , bass dola bo2ein kanno ta3benny awi..1-you must choose very well your friends, extremely well, zai ma sayedna mohamad 2al , this is very much needed here..2-you should hold on to ur religion and avoid any temptation...wallaho al mowafak...mafeish islamic center here, feih bouza waraya bass..ya 7alawto

alone fee nihon

being alone like in egypt ,but here is different ...you are here with no language and people look at you as an alien ,they can not predict what you will do , so they take the first step..they desert you..so you are all alone ...lots of people looking like the same around you with no communication made me cry once at home and othertime in the supermarket..i need some body to talk to ,to start a communication , adam and eve started knowing each other by talking..you are here completely shut down..my bro is busy all the time leaving me alone with a tv set ,they show always food in it or pokemon cartoon or korean movies..that is oki for me ..but after doing the household stuff , you get bored..even reading annoyes me sometimes..i wanna go out ..so , 2olt we malo , i will go out welli 7aye3melli 7aga 7ayshouf...dana men shobra ya seya3 ,lol..this was my moto and i went out..nihon ,the old name for japan , is beautiful bass ya khosara el beautiful ma yekmalsh..mafeish kalam ma3a 7ad , te7ess en kol elli hena mekhasmeinak ..speciallay that am still keeping my higab , which is strange for them, and i look different and am fat...this is me and if u do not want to know me , i do not want either..el mohem , i do here exactly as i do in egypt , this is my style of living..but am still exploring the town here..people start to understand my gestures and my english , i have learned few japanese words bamashi beihom 7ali plus the adventurious spirit..matlouba awi hena..asli law toht ba3d el sharr deyetha a3ayat shewaya fel share3 we ba3dein amshi shewaya le7ad the nearest bus stop warkab le7ad okayama station..i have to go now as am cooking akl masry ba2a ennama eh 3agab..kol 7aga bel yabani hena ,kollo fe3lan..i guess if i were in an english speaking country i would be extremely happy ...i have people around me to communicate with and not to feel alone...rabena yekteblena nedous 2arady keteir we nezkoroh feiha ..allahoma amein ..sayonara we 2ayouhhhhhhhhhh eskandarany ma3aha

sadma 7ammameya

zai matsadamt be 7agm samaket el tuna elli tel3et 2ad keda
etsadamt fel 7ammamat elli fel malls wel ma7elat
el 7ammamat hena baladi! ah wallahi..maza akoul!
a7la 7aga hena pikatshu beta3 el pokemon ,bamout feih bass ghali be 5000 yen,ya3ni 250 masry ta2reiban..haloween gaii ahoh we 3ayza ashtery tartour beta3 el haloween bass mesh beye3mello hena 'trick or treat' wel 3eyal el yabaneya telef 3ala el beyout we keda..el 7alaweyat el yabany ma3moula men el roz we ta3maha ye2ref..kolaha sadd el 7anak..wa7yat rabena sadd el 7anak..ana mesameyaha sadd el 7anak el yabani..el bakery 7elwa ..el kometra kebeira awi seini kaman ,kebeira begad mesh hezar wallahi..el 3enabaya 2aaaaaaaaddddd keda wallahi el 3azeim ..handasa weraseya kollo..el nokta hena ba2a enn zai ma 3andena fee masr ma7elat omm 2,5 kol 7aga..hena feih ma7elat bardo keda esmaha 100 yen shops..aii 7aga be 100 yen-ya3ni 4 we nos masry-..aii 7aga fe3lan..men el ebra lel saroukh..we taba3an lamma ne2oul men el ebra lel sarouk yeb2a men elli meghara2 el sou2 henaaaa?.....sa7 ,bravo 3aleiko...el sein..kollo hena made in china which was my greatest shock of all..china 3agbany awi wallahi..bete3raf zebonha we betkalemoh..3arfa el yaban 3awza eh we bete3melo ..takaleif el na2l baseita 3ashan el sein gambena hena fa momken el maksab yewsal 100 el 100 in ma kansh aktar we kaman el products 3aleiha ekbal 3aneif..montagat shabah elli 3andena bass masaalan badal ma ye3melo le masr pyramids walla small statues about pharohs..they send japan products according to japan's culture and festivals..masalan 7agat el haloween ,el x-mas,kobayat we etba2 3aleiha el tenein aw el 2asad..tamaseil bouza..shamasy we marawe7 yabani..el 7agat dee elli 3andena menha fee masr...dakhalt el 7ammam ba2a, la2eit soltaneya fel 2ard ..nadaht el bent ya mama fein el 7ammam ..2aletly howa dah..7amamhom baladi mafeish hezar ..el settat hena they work very hard ..momken tela2i el sett nazla fel week end el sou2 bel kimono ,bass ma khad tesh bali labsa 2ob2ab yabani walla la2...7aboss aktar wagi akteb..yalla ,sayonara we ra7mato allah wa barakato

salli 3ala rasoul allah

bosso ba2a , hena mafeish 7ad beyetkalem english khales , shofto el hana elli ana feih? fa karart enni atkalem be 2 languages : el esharat , ya 7alawti,wel 3arabi
badkhol el supermarket we bata3amel bezo2 we ba2oul ohaii gozaii mas ,ma7adesh beyrod,katkom el khara ba2a, ba2it ba2oul saba7 el kheir bel3arabi badal el mas dee,ohaii gozaii mas ya3ni saba7 el kheir, we badal ma2oul agato ba2oul shokran..sa3at ba2oul grazie tanto aw danke bel 2almani , en 7ad yerod ,mafeish , merci ,bardo mafeish ..amshi fel share3 el nas shaklohom hena beykhafo men el strangers ..we aho el haloween gaii kaman fee 31 october , yakhi enshallah 100 haloween lamma yerkabouko...el wa7eid elli 7abeito hena howa pikatchu , sawarto el sara7a 3ashan tamanoh 5000 yen..el coffee elli hena ma32oula shewaya ela 7ad ma..batny bazet men el sushi wel sea weeds,elahi sea weeds lamma terkabko 2ader ya kareim,..we kaman namousa bent kalb yabaneya 2arasetny 3amaletly allergy we 2alabet bawader khorag..eh el sa3ada dee..tel3etli kaman ulcer -kor7a-3ala shefety el ta7taneya..ba7ot kilo rouge 3aleiha 3ashan betewga3 gedan..el nass hena mesh cooperative we te7ess enohom 7atta without saying it they do reject the aliens..mesh ana tele3t alien

the first day of the working days

the room is a real shit right now
7aga te2ref el sara7a , 2al el zebala beysheiloha kol etnein we khamis
a7a,tekoun rabet doud we kol douda we douda 2ad el feil el hendi el me2asal
el 2oda 2azbal men otty fee masr now , we 3andi ghaseil lessa we zeft tasbein
el kitchen sink shere2 men el tasbein elli feih...kitchen ? ma3andenash kitchen aslan heya 7etta keda wakr fee gamb el 7eita ,ya lahwi 3ala el room right now ...el ghasala hena bethez gamed ,shaklaha 7atwa2a3 el beit elli ma3moul mel khashab elli e7na feih,el balacona 7aga keda te7lef 3aleiha..etmalet be 2 melaya we kofeya we 2ameis we motashakerein 3ala keda...

3amar ya masr

my way to overcome the fucking state of jet fucking lag

1-drink a bottle of vitamin b complex,syrup
2-get one or 2 days rest in bed ,no,on the floor
3-take any type of multivitamines
4-iron caps
5-vitazinc caps
6-coffee
7-asprin
8-water bel habal
9-banana for potassium
10-leave the protein and concentrate on fruits and veges
next time

think before you leave

badal ma tetfeshekh

happy fucking vacation ,united reham air fucking lines

my way to overcome the fucking state of jet fucking lag

1-drink a bottle of vitamin b complex,syrup
2-get one or 2 days rest in bed ,no,on the floor
3-take any type of multivitamines
4-iron caps
5-vitazinc caps
6-coffee
7-asprin
8-water bel habal
9-banana for potassium
10-leave the protein and concentrate on fruits and veges
next time

think before you leave

badal ma tetfeshekh

happy fucking vacation ,united reham air fucking lines

going out

when i woke up on saturday ,first day for me in japan after friday the day of arrival,i could not wait till my jet lag gets better..we went out for a walk in the near by area..we walked till down town..okayama is small,the down town is near ..but fatigue from the lag has captured my body ..so every 10 minutes walk , i have to rest in order not to feel dizzy...awful feeling is the dizziness...very bad ..i was not concentrating well but i captured few ideas about okayama which is a small reflection about life in japan...okayama is small,streets are wide like in america with the writing in japanese ,over the buildings and libraries and names of the street..sometimes you are lucky and find a road side large map with written names in english,names of the streets,gardens etc..people are so quiet ,decent..they are normal like in egypt ..sometimes people go with normal outfit ,sometimes i see men and women wearing elegant outfit and riding their bicycles! imagine a handsome japanese guy with black silky hair and slender sportive figure,wearing a suit,elegant expensive outfit and riding his bicycle to go to work or university ! this is capturing my eyes..the japanese eat well,not the fast food,the japanese food which is healthy 100%..by the way mac is named here maco donaldo..if i ask some one where is mac donald's he won't get me, if i change the name to'where is maco donaldo plz?' he will answer me directly..some teenagers here i found them changing not their hair style ,no ...they have changed the color of their hair with the orange dye..why they have decided to destroy their silky hair ?i do not know..hydrogen peroxide has completely destroyed their beautiful hair...walking down town was fun ,lots of shops like in markets in egypt , no big difference..you know what the difference is ? the answer is the pollution and the heavy population..all egyptians are coming to stay in cairo that is why there is traffic jams all the time plus the pollution and disorganization..here in okayama ,everything is organized that is why you only focus on ur work ..work here is part of their personality,work is like the integration for their personality..they invest a lot of their time and life in it so when they do fail ,they look around themselves and see nothing ..only void..their life is empty so they put an end to it..i have read that in a book before coming down here..the shopping ? the markets are the same in any country i guess..here everything is present exactly like in egypt ..you can find for e.g. a blouse that costs 15 l.e. presented in the street like in 3atabah..beside givenchy shop ,lancaster,signee stuff..when i was walking in the street ,i told myself that okayama is more like maadi or masr el gedeida ..if they can change maadi and masr el gedeida to much wider streets..no traffic jams..people who will look like the same more or less..so this will be okayama in egypt..i thought i will find people living in luxury..i was wrong , people here are realistic i guess..like their country that has used all its resources till the last drop in order to be ahead of nations,people are using all their personal resources to keep japan's momentum...the streets are wide ,clean,organized...i guess i have to post another post about walking down the streets of okayama..next time..catch you later ,good day ,good night..still am disoriented about the time

coffee

it is late at night and am still awake and i could not sleep..i tried but could not..why?..the jet lag is affecting me badly,am not concentrating plus am confused and tired,the worst thing is the dizziness and the feeling that you are still in the plane which has kept moving for 12 hrs direct from cairo to osaka ,non stop ,no transit..i admit that the jet lag is diminishing its impact on me but am still not feeling well..so i decided not to go out today at all and do some household stuff..ghasalt el ghaseil ,sabent shewayet tasbein,kanast el room,bass ma tabakhtesh el sara7a..akalt bananaya we sherebt kobayet 3aseir khodar we zabadi sabbar..then i started navigating the net..i saw el sefara fel 3emara,few news from el jazeera,tamer hosni on you tube,found mosalsal fares bela gawad online-which is a gift from GOD as i wanted badly to watch this series ,could not make it in ramadan ,few yrs ago ,because of my shifts and study-got to surf on documentaries,listened to slow jazz while basaben..taba3an i got dizzy so i took my first cup of coffee...el mag-houd makes my dizziness gets worse ..so i opened google and searched on how to overcome jet lagging..they say get plenty of rest ,lots of water ,vitamines specially b complex and potassium as it is depleted during flights,so i took a banana for potassium,drank a whole bottle of b complex syrup-shoghl maganein bass feih nass bete3mel keda-got some yoghurt then i started surfing of google earth to explore okayama ,hard to know the dimensions from the roofs of houses..so i opened another movie -7areim kareim, i love this movie-suddenly the door bell rang,i looked from the eye on the door,i saw 2 japanese ladies..my bro is not at home ,so i thought that these ladies are the owners of the place or something,so i opened the door but not too much..they speak only japanese and they do not understand my hand signs..they called their companion who was a nice japanese guy -mid twenties or something-who has told me that they wanted to give me free lessons about religious stuff..i said politely that no am sorry , i practise another religion and am satisfied with it..they went away but this is strange ...my brother came while i was making my second cup of coffee ..i took it with 2 asprin as i have read that asprin helps reducing the jet lag...the rest and coffee and asprin have all ,with the vitamines and light meals,helped really in reducing the jet lag..the rest was the major factor in reducing the dizziness coming from the plane ...but the coffee is keeping me awake till now..my bro has told me that we were invited over a birthday party,birthday of a non japanese child,i told him no-i do not want to intermingle with people who speak other languages,i mean other that english and japanese-so i told him no , i will not go...when he came back late at night ,he told me i was lucky that i have not go to this party as it has been turned into a huge fight to the point that the police will come to collect the people for their bad behaviour..i asked him :was there any liquor?he told me no,this is a mere typical fight from the third world countries..i laughed for this ...traditions are kept even in this country we are in..nafs el safala wel wasakha ,mesh hamemhom 7aga,ya salat el naby...ma 3aleina..he went out again to the nearest convenient store to buy me sushi ,coz after 8 pm sushi's prices are reduced by 50 %..he found me one with crab and another with spanish..i hated the one with the spanish ..so ,in compensation,he brought me 7abib albi..another octupus leg -long leg divided in two parts-to complete my dinner and be satisfied...octupus endam le magmou3et my favorites...you have to try sushi and octupus legs in egypt , i guess we do have a japanese cuisine in guess...aren't we?

between egypt and japan

i left egypt while the weather was hot,specially the last days of ramadan when i had to go out every night and day delivering papers and buying things till the last minute before my departure-7alaweyat shamy we ka7k abl el tayara mat2oum be 3 sa3at ,el 3eyal hena sa2alouni 3ala ta3meya sokhna !-nas ga3ana hena we henak bass el common factor en el ga3an elli sa2alni kan masry-3adi,lol-ma 3aleina...japan here is soooooooooooooo quiet,hushhhhhhh 3ala el akher..fein we fein lamma asma3 sot 7ad beyerken el 3agala beta3to aw beyetkalem yabani...lamma otta betnawnaw ba7ess be wanass..el hamdulellah en el 3asfoura elli sotha zai el bors rawa7et tenam elahi tethad el be3eida..walla yemken safret ,japan now is so cold and this is autumn! ya lahwi omal el sheta hena shaklo eh ?...7anshouf bass 3ala allah mar2odsh..in egypt, bet7ess be tala7om kowa al sha3b le daraget enak bet7ess en el nass zan2ak ...you get suffocated..ledareget enak betkoun 3awez tetfash...we lamma tetfash we teigi hena gambi-ah,elli 3awez yeigi ye2ta3 tazkara raye7 gaii 3ala his/her account we yeigi, feih lessa makan odam el 7ammam fadi 3ala el ard,noma melouki..bas el jet lag ebn kalb,ento 7orein...here in japan,mafeish 7ad beykalem 7ad..metkhasmein ,lol..ya lahwi ,mafeish ella el salam beta3hom wel ebtesama,no other way of communication...fein we fein lamma 2ala2i 7ad feihom beyenta2 english, bazaghrat fee 3ebbi sa3etha..asl talama ana mesh 3arfa their language,yeb2a homa 3ebara 3an box ma2foul-like pandora's box keda-ya tara 7ayanfager fee weshy walla 7ayetla3 malyan 3asal?..lessa mesh 3arfa el sha3b hena awi..yesterday , we had a dinner party 3ala batta we ma7shi wara2 3enab we koronb we molokheya we baba ghanoug we salatet te7eina..heisa ba2a..gebtohom men fein ? men 3and ommi..dafasethom fel hodoum el sara7a we 3ado men el scan fel matar ,lol..ana was afraid awi la7san dakar el batt yet2fesh walla 7aga we yermouh osadi fel zebala wel dakar dah 3azeiz 3alaya ,ta3banein feih ..mein elli akal?..ta2reiban sho3oub el 3alam kolaha..will complete later ,lazem akol sushi :D

happy eid

eid?well i can not feel it ..today is saturday and this is the 1st day of the weekend...i never got enough sleep,i slept late at night-the night of arrival-and i woke up very early at around 6 am..how was my day ? i have to write this down to read it in cairo carefully inshallah..
waking up in japan ,i could not realize it ! houses here are so different ,on the maximun 2 floors.the above roof is tented,this is to make the heavy rain sloping from above the house which i have realized lately today that it is made of wood..strange! i had 2 choices either to sleep on the sofa or on the floor..the sofa is better ,am used to it ,i slept over many sofas while working at the hospital..the windows have no shades and as the sofa is direclty beside the window,the first rays of sun hit my eyes like they always do in my room at the hospitla which is by the way with no shades..what a coincidence!when i opened my eyes i looked from the balcony ,the street is directly below me ,so near...no sounds except a sound like 'el bors'..same creature as i do have in my room , howa gah ma3aya men masr walla eh? dana saybah fel hospital...i asked my bro about that sound he told me this is a bird!so i told myself this is strange and japan is fun yet strange...am exploring it ,i find myself in -not a maze-no..but in a cartoon movie...i can expect a pokemon character to be anywhere down here and this is not even tokyo!by the way tokyo is very expensive and i do not know if i can see this big city ,i wish i can ..i really do..no meaning to visit a country without seeing its capital....after this strange bird,i get managed to walk around in this matchbox room..shabah beit mohamad sob7i belzabt fel hamagy lamma kan saned bab el beit bereglo we 7oreya bet2oloh feih 7arami fel sha2ah ,we howa 2allaha 3awzein korseyein teifal...this is the house am in right now..my working bureau is the floor actually..and my bed is the sofa..it is getting cold down here,winter time here seems to be horrible ,windy and rainy ..i hope i will catch mild cold not hard one....though the jet lag is still making me dizzy with a bit low pressure,i woke up early and i washed myself and prepared a cup of tea and started to explore the fridge ...is there any sushi somewhere needing to get a hug from my stomach?..none in the fridge except yoghurt and vegetable juice..vegetables are mixed with an apple ,an orange or some grapes to give you fresh vitamines...taste good ...i adored the yoghurt ...aloe is written on it ..i thought this is the name of the brand..i was wrong ,when i went to the market place,aloe is the plant -sabbar-which is cut in small pieces and sweetened and put in the yoghurt..taste is excellent..i have fallen in love with it...ok ,let me see this plate beside the window..banana 3arfenha..apple shaghal..orange we malo..mein dee? ka2ein 3ageib shaklo tofa7 bass 7agmo zai el big mango..i took a bite..tasted like apple but this is not apple..this is genetic engineering product?...what is it ? the usual quiz to my bro..reham ,this is a pear!...am still dizzy ,i will complete this blog tomorrow inshallah ..good night guys and good night people who are reading this blog ...have fun and happy eid for all :D

being in okayama - japan

this is my first post in this new room that i will share with my brother in okayama for the next few days or weeks accordingly.he just left me home alone with my dizziness-i feel the house is shaking ,or may be this is an earthquake?-i entered the room after a very long flight , one way from cairo to osaka in japan ,kansai airport.after passing the custom desk, which took quite a long time,i went from osaka to okayama by bus in about 5 hrs.in addition to the long distance of travelling ,i had to do some stuff.first to empty my luggages,this is exhausting,next time i will fly i will take only small handbag and needful things ,for the rest i will take cash to satisfy my needs.the flight was enjoyable,i found few japaneses who helped me understand what the pilot was saying in the plane.the pilot was japanese,the take off was horrible for me , i guess this is what is making me shaking till now in addtion to the bus journey.jet lag is questionable till now as am feeling as if i had ended a 24 hrs shift at the hospital with the same dizziness and drowziness.am chewing gum now trying to capture some ideas about the journey.the country is strange....full of every modern things - i told my brother 'omal amrica 3amla ezai?'-yet people here follow the traditions from hundreds and thousands years ago....kefaya el ta7eya beta3ethom...ana gali kadeiska khalas ....ana geit hena 3amalan bemabda2 ' en fatna el yabani mesh 7ayerga3 tani'.....i will leave the blog now as am loosing my concentration ...plus there is an octupus over dinner :D

يعنى خلاص حنقول لقوضة الفيران باى باى ؟

حسيبك خلاص يا حلوة
حسيب قوضتى خلااااااااص
أخيرا بعد 7 سنين طب
وحوالى 6 شغل ومذاكرة زى الحمار فى ساقية
قررت أخرج من القومقوم
وأسيب قوضة الفيران بتاعتى اللى عايشة فيها
حروح قوضة الفيران التانية بتاعت أخويا
ملخومة
بلم الشنطة
وعندى احساس دفين انى ناسية حاجة
شكلى حنسى لولو كده واللا حاجة
بس مش حعرف أسربه فى الطيارة
حيجرى بين الركاب زى المجنون وهاتك يا عض
الشنطة بحط فيها أكل ولبس وأدوية
جبت شوكولاته
وفاضل الشيتوس
مش حطلع مؤتمر ولا زفت
يتحرق الطب
الطب عموما مطلعنيش مؤتمر لحد دلوقتى
الا مؤتمرات لوكال ..أصل الانترناشيونال ليها ناسها اللى بتعرف تطبخ كوسة وتحلى بقرع
ما علينا ...خلينا فى موضوعنا
حروح أزور أخويا
شوية كده وراجعة
كلمة " راجعة " دى عليها قولان
انا ونصيبى بقى
يمكن أحب ألبد هناك شوية واللا حاجة
اهى قوضة فيران فى كايرو
مش فارقة عن قوضة فيران فى ...واللا بلاش
خليها مفاجأة
وعلى العموم
انا بينطبق علييا المثل ده : كان فى جرة وطلع لبرة
أصلى انا كسرتها الجرة دى السنة اللى فاتت..من الخنقة والله
طبعا بعد التكسير قعدت أستكشف كايرو واستكشف كتب غير بتاعت الطب
واستكشف الناس...كفاية استكشاف فى بطنهم بقى
قوووووم ايه
جه فى عقلى بالى
ليه منستكشفش أبعد من كايرو ؟
فروحت ألكس
ووقفت قودام البحر...ليه مستكشفش أبعد من البحر ده ؟
هو الصراحة انا مش حعدى البحر المتوسط
انا باختصار رايحة اااااااااااااااخر قطعة أرض على الكرة الارضية
كل اللى أقول له عليها يضحك
حتى محمد بتاع الجرايد اللى وسيطه على الدستور والقاهرة واخبار الادب
لما سأل انا رايحة فين وقلتله
لقيته تنح وبعدين ضحك قوى
وانا كمان فرقعت من الضحك فى الشارع
أول مرة أركب الطيارة يا عيال
بقالى كام يوم احلامى عن المطار واجراءات وطلوع سلالم ونزول سلالم المطار
وجوه الطيارة
حتى امبارح جابوا فيلم
airplane! on mbc2
ومكنتش عارفة تعمل لاندينج
وبابا أعصابه اتشدت وقعد يقول لأ حتنزل ان شاء الله
وهو بيبصللى وخايف
هو مش عارف انى اصلا بموت فى الفيلم ده
شفته يمكن من 10-12 سنة كده واللا حاجة ..كوميدى جدا
الواحد حيسافر مدة طويلة جدا لحد ميوصل لقوضة الفيران الناحية التانية
على أول بلد بتشوف الشمس فى الكرة الارضية زى ما قريت
يمكن لما أشوف الشمس وهى بتطلع هناك
النحس يتفك
وأعرف ألاقى الاستقرار فى شغل ودراسة تريحنى وتزوقنى لقودام شوية
بالحلال وبما يرضى الله
مش بالكوسة التى تحيط بنا فى كل خورم ابرة
باى باى يا بلوج مؤقتا
اللهم هونه علينا وأطوى عنا بعده
أول ما أخلص من الجت لاج ححاول أدخول على البلوج أسلم عليه
ياللا باى باى
اه ه ه ه والنبى وصيتكم مسلسل قلب امرأة
حد يشوفه ويحكيلى حصل ايه فى أواخر الحلقات
على كومنت أو ايميل
وفى معلومة عرفتها كمان
ان الأميدايست اللى فى 23 ش مصدق الدقى
عنده أبليكيشنز لمنحة مجانية
لدراسة علوم انسانية كتير سواء فى اوروبا أو امريكا أو كندا أو مصر كمان
اللى مهتم يروح
أو يتصل بالدليل 140 ويجيب الهوت نمبر بتاع الاميدايست ويسألهم على الابليكيشن
الاعلان نزل فى الجرنان بتاع الاهرام من فترة كده حوالى 3 اسابيع واللا حاجة
ولسه التقديم مفتوح لحد أواخر نوفمبر على ما أظن
كل حاجة فى الاميدايست عن المنحة دى
ياللا سلام يا جماعة
واشوفكوا على خير
عيد سعيد وكل سنة وانتوا طيبين
:)

فتفوتة من كتاب

لا قيمة للمال فى هذة الدنيا..القيمة فقط للصحة والحب..يجب ان نستغل أجسادنا وقلوبنا ونجرى - نجرى ونملأ بالطبيعة عيوننا...نحشوها بالألوان الزاهية لا ألوان المكاتب والحجرات والقطارات وأسفلت الطريق والوجوه العابسة وملامح المديرين المدببة

الحالة العامة فى أواخر الشهر الكريم

نفسى أنام عاوزة انام
عاوزة أكول على الفطار زى البنى ادمين
مش باكول على الواقف والاكل كده ينزل فى رجلييا
باكول على الواقف واشرب القهوة وانزل اكمل بقية المشاوير
كله ادربك مرة واحدة فى رمضان لما اتهريت والله
ولسه فاضللى مشاوير لسه
والورق لسه بيولد وبيبيض ورق تانى
امبارح كنت فاكراه يوم الخميس
طول اليوم مصرة انه الخميس
انا خايفة انسى حاجة مهمة
أستر ياللى بتستر
هونها يا مهون

ideas on the run

sometimes you have to follow the foot steps of some one who is successful
until you will find your own pathway
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sometimes you have to throw the rocks yourself in the stagnant water
of the pond of your life
get moving , do not wait for someone to move your life ahead
bala neila
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sometimes the rock that you have thrown in the pond , you choose to throw it
in the face of who is standing in front of you instead
get ready to negotiate in the face of the devil that will appear
sometimes this works to make your papers moving
2atei3a
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this world we are living in is so strange
whenever you get the opportunity to "lick" honey
shit comes pouring on you
وعجبى
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ياختى بلا نيلة قطيعة
قوطوع الطب على سنينه..مش فاكرة مين اللى قالها أصلهم كتير ولاد وبنات
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